another filthy assault on my childhood Firstly, what a stupid title. Sounds like a kiddie computer game you’d find neglected in the bargain bin. I had hopes for this film, hopes and dreams that were unashamedly crushed when… WARNING: spoilers follow (aside from the movie itself) … what I had [...]
more than blood: misanthropy, maulings, oil, greed, insanity… Hey look it’s that Last of the Mohican’s guy and he rocks in this sumptuous slice of human self-induced misery. What this isn’t is a feel-good flick, what it is is a magnificently disturbing set of events that leave you gratified, miserable, [...]
Waaaaaaag! War porn! Gear-up, bring popcorn and cackle away in a desensitised fashion (to the shocked looks of some) as characters get vaporised into puddles of blood. This movie succeeds where Rocky vs Balboa fails – it’s entertaining, less crap, and one can understand what Stalone says (though he doesn’t [...]
A delicious morsel of musical tragedy Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + musical + live action = a good show. Possibly a logical next step for Tim Burton, his dark style and muted palette couldn’t of suited this story better. Johnny Depp delivers his usual highly entertaining performance and it [...]
Clichés, watered down and fed to you as if you haven’t seen them before – a Frankenstein of a movie without the drama, quirks, originality and vision. So I’m 12 minutes and 49 seconds into the movie and I’m really pissed off as I witness Dawson-look-alike set up the inevitable [...]
~ Guys, take your girl to this movie for brownie points and you might be surprised to find yourself enjoying it as well. In the tradition of The Notebook this movie ends up as a real tear-jerker, though (for the boys) there is Keirer Knightly sopping wet in a silky [...]
