“Perseus, you are not only part-man and part-god… but you are also an almighty douchebag” Zeus himself would be rolling in his monotheistic-crafted grave at this clumsily polished Hollywood remake fronted by the blockbuster-killing Sam Worthington who recently contributed to ruining Avatar. He plays almost the same roll: a quiet-spoken, [...]
The Wolfman is a movie that did a lot of things right but was an overall disappointment for my movie-going experience. The sets were gorgeous and with Anthony Hopkins starring, how could at least some of it not rise to greatness? And indeed some of it did; Mr. Hopkins certainly [...]
I too was excited by the trailer for the movie Daybreakers to be only slightly disappointed. The creative sphere is bursting at the seems with vampire related paraphernalia with the 1st season of True Blood ringing through as quality material and the totally retarded Twilight series feeding those that prefer to be tickled [...]
Initial rant There’s something about videogame movies. They never turn out too good. In my opinion, there are two major reasons for this. Hollywood doesn’t trust the original story. This seems strange to me, as the good games all have good stories, which the fans love. The movie-making industry however [...]
Who the f*&k spewed this thing onto film? I’m so unimpressed with this sequel that I’m not going to spend more than a few sentences telling you what I think. I think that “bong bash with the president” pretty much sums it up. There were plenty of hot and bothered [...]
What the hellboy? Hmm. When a movie opens with a bedtime story about how someone can challenge the ruler of the Empire for control of the Golden Army, you know exactly how that movie is going to end. When a movie opens with a bedtime story that is eerily similar to [...]
So for me it took a while to write this review as I had to have some time to become more objective. This movie was the realisation of a fantasy that I had while watching a documentary on human trafficking a couple of years back – made me really really [...]
Let me just say that I love the X-Files. I had the pleasure of going through high school in the mid-late 90s, and growing up with the X-Files hype. Damn, I love that show. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson WERE Mulder and Scully, and it was a shining example of [...]
Holy frijole, Batman! First things first. I have not written a film review since Phil and I were in Grade 11 English class, tasked with reviewing “The Negotiator”. I got a decent mark on that one, so I feel at least somewhat justified in posting my opinions online. Second, I [...]
